
It’s nearly the weekend, the Beijing Olympics is in full swing, and I’m up for some games - so what happens if you mix a Chinese theme with long-term telly addiction?
As a special tribute to the Olympics, this week, I thought we should try and create a complete Chinese zodiac but entirely made up of animals from the television. Because it’s Friday.
Yes, obviously this means that instead of the usual 10 things, there’ll be 12, and then if you could just try and think of better or alternative ones, that would be magic. Also there’s no obvious reason I have to limit myself to lists of 10 apart from the fact that I’d probably go on all day.
So: your guide to the Chinese Zodiac (as represented by televisuanimals). Roughly. Quite roughly in some cases.
1. Rat. Those born in the Year of the Roland Rat will be early risers, gregarious and talkative, with a love of bright colours and going “Yeahhhhhhhhghghghgh!” whenever they approve of something. This will be deeply annoying to all around them, but they will never seem to notice.
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